Alright well, tonight's the night. I need to look good not just for her, but for her entire family as well. As much as I love my all-white vans with the dirty, beaten look, there's no way it's going to make the cut. Her mom would never understand.
I need something sleek, new, and something that screams "this man knows how to dress." Everything in my closet just kind of sucks though. Some of them look great, but the better they look... the more uncomfortable they get.
Do you remember Uncle Ernie's yacht party? I had to go to the hospital the next day just to get my feet bruises checked. During the party, Ashley was finally showing some interest but I could not focus on the conversation at all due to the excruciating foot pain I was in.
So tonight's going to be different. I need something that feels...
I got it. Luxury Posture Boots by CloudSoles is the one. Probably the best company I could ever ask for. Tonight is the night.